So (with much effort) I get these guys away from the car, up to the back of the property where they disappear. They finally come full blast running back to the house, proud as can be of their unsupervised time in the back of the property, WET. These two turkeys took themselves swimming, probably terrorizing the koi, and reappear soaking wet and bursting with pride of their field trip.
Luckily, Bandy went wading, not full swim, and Mackie is soaking.
The partners in crime: